Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist
Author: Meghan Quinn
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn
Release Date: April 2nd, 2015
Synopsis: Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch... Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch. I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience. My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
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This book had me laughing out loud, literally and since I was reading it during lunch at work it was slightly awkward. Anyways, this book was great. I was laughing from the start and didn't really stop laughing until the end. But it wasn't just funny, it was fun, heartfelt and so sweet at times. The main character Rosie is about as naive as the come, she was completely sheltered growing up and her parents were definitely old school (they even still had separate twin beds in their room). Rosie is a writer for a cat magazine (hey it helps pay the bills) but what she really wants to do is write romance novels. Only there are two problems, one she is a virgin and two her only experience is from her mom's old romance novels (think Fabio on the cover and "heaving bosoms"). Her two roommates/best friends set out to help her with her dreams by getting her V-card punched so that she can write a more modern romance. Needless to say, this all results in a ton of fantastic hilarious moments, some sexy moments (some of those turn hilarious as well) and a book that was just so good. I would recommend this book to anyone (and have already bugged quite a few people about it). You will laugh (and if you have a weak bladder I recommend wearing Depends), you might cry (from laughing so hard), you will root for Rosie and in the end you will finish the book with a big old smile on your face.
*I was totally serious about the awkwardness of reading it at work, so if you don't want people staring at you like you are crazy I would read it when you are home, alone. :)
═════════════════════════Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped. Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking. Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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